Can you imagine that every night?

Can you imagine that every night?

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ughdallon:

i saw the opportunity and took it

ughdallon:

i saw the opportunity and took it

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

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Harry Potter cast and producers remember their favourite lines (Part 1)

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hockeydandy:

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

Comedians who tell the truth like Louis C.K., Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Griffin, and others are the best to me.

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

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helyon:

finally.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - NO

helyon:

finally.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - NO

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kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

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bisexualbuffysummers:

 

iwantwillgraham:

missdontcare-x:

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You just can’t not reblog this.

you forgot us

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deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

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reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

  • “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
  • “Come on, it’s just a joke”
  • “toughen up and stop being a baby”
  • “We’re just teasing”

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BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

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